Jesus and the apostles takes on Snoop and the dogg pound.
So as most of you know my youngest son, Clay-B LOVES Snoop dog. For those of you who don't know Clay, he is my conservative, god help me, republican, white milk, wonder bread son. Am I making myself clear? And he LOVES Snoop dog. Hey that's cool. I mean I feeckin' love S to the N double O P dog you see, but this child should love Michael McDonald or some Stevie Nicks shite, but no. He loves Snoop. Got's himself a poster in his room, don'tcha know?
Anyway a few years ago Clay was asking about a necklace with a St. Christopher medal on it and Clay was asking who was on the metal and what a saint is and all that shite. I tried to explain it to him the was it was explained to me in church and by my Mom/Phyllis. He just couldn't get it and I told him I was gonna have to think about it and get back to him. You can see how well the sex education talk is gonna go right? Nice! So when it was time to put him and his older brother to bed, I went into the room to say good night and tuck the kids in. I looked over as Clay-B said "Good night and sleezepp tizzight" Yeah he's like that. I realized, I can explain this to him in a way he can get it.
I said to him "son, Jesus and the apostles, well it's like Snoop and the dog pound. I mean Jesus had the apostles right, they had his back if anyone feecked with Jesus. Jesus is the O.G. you know"and his face totally lifted and he smiled and said "and Snoop is Jesus and the Dogg Pound is the apostles and the Apostles are his crew". I said "YES!!!! Exactly!"
Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 02:06 PM EST [General]
So I'm doing a stand up set ( with a bunch of other funnies) on October 11th 2008 at buffalo wild wings out here in Hagersbush! I'll fill you all in later when I get more info! I would love to see erryone out there because I love you all and you guys are such good friends to me. And maybe some of you will buy me a beer or 12 after the show.
Come on! Ray Charles saw THAT one coming!
FEECKIN' SWEET! I'm the REAL Momma Smush! Ya'll bytches betta recognize! FEECKIN" SWEET!
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Last season, LCS solicited us viewers for our jokes. I sent in several of my originals, expecting LCS to contact me for my cleverness and originality. Instead, I made the stupid mistake of posting my jokes without copyright and they used one or two of my jokes without acknowledgement or credit. I asked my attorney if we could sue LCS for theft, and he smiled and shook his head. C'mon, LCS, give me a job!
layman53@hotmail.com
I expect Last Comic Standing to pay me monetarily for the joke I sent them that they used. In fact, the joke I sent them was funnier than the joke they used. The joke I sent them was: I had trouble in school. Not only did I have dyslexia, I also had DDA. The joke they used was expressed by the British commedian, who said that he belonged to the ADB, the British Dyslexic Association.
C'mon, my joke was far better than his! darrylmelancon@cox.com
I expect Last Comic Standing to pay me monetarily for the joke I sent them that they used. In fact, the joke I sent them was funnier than the joke they used. The joke I sent them was: I had trouble in school. Not only did I have dyslexia, I also had DDA. The joke they used was expressed by the British commedian, who said that he belonged to the ADB, the British Dyslexic Association.
DarrylC'mon, my joke was far better than his!
darrylmelancon@cox.com
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